Returning to Work
Well, I've had the last 13 days off which is the longest stretch of time I've been off work. My wife and new baby are doing fine so it's time to dust off the uniform and hit the streets. Tonight will be a trial run for my wife handling the little one alone. If all goes well, she'll let me return to work.
I'm anxious to see how big the criminal element swelled in my beat while I was away. If it's too rough, I have a plan to rid the area of malcontents by using a few 'leftovers' from home. Equipped with an arsenal of dirty diapers, sour breast milk, and projectile vomit, the bad guys don't stand a chance.