Sunday, July 09, 2006

Illegal Dumping

Here's a few delightful an encounters I wanted to share with you:

I was driving around the back side of a supermarket and spotted a man in his 30's standing behind a trash dumpster. His pants were down around his ankles and he was slightly crouched and bent forward. He looked right at me but made no attempt to conceal his nudity. I picked up the microphone for my patrol car loudspeaker and commanded him, "PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND GET OUT OF HERE.."
He was probably half way through a bowel movement when I pulled up and he didn't know if he could reverse its direction or just let it fall -he chose the latter.
A few seconds later a large turd dropped from his rear onto the ground. He then pulled up his pants, climbed onto his bike and rode away. I think he was in a hurry to finish the job elsewhere.

Speaking of illegal dumping; Can you guess what's under the tarp?

Look closely and you will see a pair of hooved legs protruding. If you guessed 'horse' you're right. When this guy's horse died in his backyard, he thought he'd take the opportunity to share it with the neighborhood. So, he hooked it up to his truck, dragged it through his RV gate and left it on the sidewalk so that the blood and other fluids could pool together in the gutter. He probably thought the kids next door would enjoy playing with a super-sized carcass decomposing in the sweltering heat. Even the neighbors a few blocks away were treated to the unusually rich odor.


At July 12, 2006 7:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gary - Any comments or perspective on these 'Serial Killer' cases?


At July 12, 2006 11:26 AM, Blogger Officer Gary said...

Ah yes, the baseline rapist. We believe he lives in the area I patrol. He's the #1 focus right now with a whole task force dedicated to him. So far he's left little evidence/witnesses. Hopefully the 100K reward will inspire someone to turn him in.

At July 12, 2006 2:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update - be careful!

At July 15, 2006 1:14 PM, Anonymous Ronda said...

This is so sick... I am not sure which is worse, the man-pooper, or the dead horse. What is wrongwith people???

Keep Safe, we love you.
The Hamaker's

At July 16, 2006 5:50 PM, Blogger Cynnie said...

My brother in law is a cop..tough gig..
I've seen one dead horse on the side o' the road was sad..but it's a 3rd world country here!...but in the real usa? jeez..

At July 21, 2006 11:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks nice! Awesome content. Good job guys.

At April 15, 2009 6:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aint that the shits


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