Thursday, April 12, 2007

Optional equipment

I think General Motors' marketing materials for the Yukon should point out the versatility of sun roofs as alternate escape hatches during rollover collisions.
The driver of this car popped open the sun roof, climbed out and walked around as if nothing happened.

PRISONER PHONE ETIQUETTE
When calling your girlfriend from a police holding cell to report you've been arrested, it's usually not a good idea to say the following while in earshot of police officers:

"Thank God they didn't find it."
"Please get rid of it, okay?"
"Thank you so much, just make sure you get rid of the stuff."

Before the prisoner hung up, I contacted the arresting officer and reported his statements. An undercover team returned to the vehicle where the arrest took place with a K-9 and a search warrant for the apartment.

Won't he be surprised when he sees his girlfriend in jail with him when she's caught in possession of whatever it was "they didn't find."

He had a small amount of drugs on him and was on probation but will be facing a lot more time with the additional drugs found in the car and in his apartment.

6 Comments:

At April 15, 2007 9:58 AM, Blogger About Me said...

an escape hatch...that is great. wish i had one for my life!

heyyy got a new blog...come on by to visit any old time. so good to see you!

 
At April 16, 2007 5:06 AM, Blogger Craig D said...

Maybe he should have "gotten rid of it" through the sun roof? Just trying to connect the dots, Officer...

 
At April 16, 2007 7:43 PM, Blogger whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Well I guess they don't get caught because they're smart.

 
At April 19, 2007 9:10 AM, Blogger TxLawMan said...

I worked an accident on Easter Sunday, the same thing happened...it was also the same color!

 
At April 30, 2007 7:45 PM, Anonymous Rhea said...

Very cool. I like hearing the inside story of what goes on in the police dept.

 
At May 08, 2007 11:12 AM, Blogger mollymcmo said...

i'm liking these stories of stupid people :)

m

 

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